CONVOS WITH SYLARGRIMM

HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW YOU BEEN HOMEIE??
I BEN RAL GOOD DAWG, BAWN SHOT A FEOW TIMES YO
WHOA DAWG! YOU NEED TO GET THAT LOOKED AT!
NAW DAWG IZ ALLZ GOOOD
IF YOU SAY SO MAN! I JUST ROLLIN IN MY CAR ALL DAY. CRUZIN THE HOOD, DAWG
I GOTZ MAH WATHARG BRAH. I BEH ROLLIN
WE GOTTA GO SHOOT UP DEM ALIENS DAWG!! SAVE THE WHOLE DANG PLANET!
BRAH WE GOTZ DIS DAWG. DEM ALIENS GOTZA COMING TA DEM
LETS DO THIS DAWG!! AINT NOTHIN GONNA STOP US! SHOOTIN EM UP LIKE PROS

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Yeah but me and you dont run a barber shop. XD I imagine him just sittin on one of these moyuc.com/images/2013/10/bar-s…
or something
YES WE DO
DON'T YOU TOTALLY REMEMBER OPENING UP OUR SHOP?!
ON NO I FORGT
"SYLAR AND BAKAS BARBER SHOP" WE GOT A COUPLE STORES AND EVERYTHING
I've slept since then
Must've hit my head
OVIOUSLY! WE GOTTA DO DEM TAXES
NOOOOOOO
TAXES SUCK
BIG TIME
OUR LOYAL CUSTOMER JENNY HATES EM TOO
WHY DID WE EVER THINK OPENING THIS SHOP A GOOD IDEA?
JENNY REALLY HATES TAXES LIKE  US
IS JENNY OUR ONLY CUSTOMER?
BUT JENNY ALSO STOLE A MILLION DOLLARS SO I UNDERSTAND
HOLY COW WE CUT THE HAIR OF A CRIMINAL WE ARE GOING TO PRISON
SHE TOOK IT FROM HER BOSS, SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT THE OTHER DAY WHEN SHE CAME IN AND WAS LIKE " DNAG I DON'T KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY TAXES AFTER I STOLE ALL THIS CASH"
MY INCOME REPORT IS GON LOOK REAL FUNNY
I'D IMAGINE....
SO JENNY WAS LIKE "IMA GO GET THE MAFIAS HELP, THEY ARE SOOOOOO TRUSTWORTHY"
AND LET ME GUESS, AINT NO BODY HEARD FROM JENNY SINCE MONDAY?
HOW'D YO KNOW!?
THESE THINGS ALWAYS BE HAPPENING AROUND HERE. OLD MAN JINKINS WENT TO THE MAFIA FOR SOMETHING OR OTHER AND AINT NOBODY HEARD FROM HIM. NOT THAT ANYONE REALLY CARED. I HEARD HE WAS A DRUG DEALER
WHY ARE WE ALL TALKING IN ALL CAPS?
CAUSE WE BEH AVOIDING THE MAFIA
Ok then.
CANT HAVE THE MAFIA FIND US
IF WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THEY'LL NEVER SEE US.
I AM READING THIS AS US WHISPERING REALLY LOUDLY
BUT BETTER MOVE TO WYOMING JUST IN CASE
LOL ME2
AINT NO MAFIA IN WYOMING. WE CAN REPOEN OUR BARBERSHOP THERE
YAY! THEN WE CAN CUT HAIR FOR EVERYBODY
AND HIRE ONE OF THEM FANCY PEOPLE TO DO OUR TAXES FOR US
YAY NO MORE TAXES FOR US